Диалог на уроке английского.
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--Hello, I am Jhon Breaker and today I will interview a famous animals' liberty protector, William Taggarth. Hello, William!
--Hi, Jhon! I'm very pleased to be here.
--Well, William, your hobby is...
--...Is saving north Siberian elks from extinction. It's really exciting!
--So, William, how did you help elks?
--It's an interesting story, John. You know, I have my own forest territory.
--Yeah, this place called Redring Park, isn't it?
--Exactly, Jhon! But I bought another space for my elks. My own forest territory. Sized 2 by 2 metrs. Yeap, There are 2 lions, 3 zebras & 12 giraffes. Actually, there was one tiger shark here, but it died. Do you know that sharks need more water than half of glass?
--Really? I...didn't know...
--So, once I was patroling my forest territory 2 by 2 meters sized and saw there poacher in this biomass of 2 lions, 3 zebras, 12 giraffes and one shark.
--Wuh.. It's really... fortunately!
--Yes, John. I saw him and started to run for him. I stoped for a moment, took my bow, took my arrow, shhot him up and...
--You killed him?
--No, I missed. Now I think it was because I am stupid son of indian bitch and british admiral. I shoot again and missed...
--Why?
--I didn't take an arrow! I missed this asshole.
--So, you decided to save elks from extinction?
--Yes, I replaced my own forest territory 2 by 2... by 2 meters sized to the Russia.
--Well, I think it's the end of your story. I am John...
--No. Once I saw this fucking shitass in my own forest territory 2 by 2 by 2 meters sized. And I phoned another famous animals defender Vladimir. He arrived my forest territory 2 by 2 by 2 meters sized on his own helicopter 20 bu 20 meters sized - DON'T ASK ME HOW DID IT SPACE IN MY OWN FOREST TERRITORY 2 BY 2 BY 2 METERS SIZED - Vladimir took his golden machinegun shooting diamond bullets and reloading with oil. So I took my bow, took my arrow, shoot asshole..
--And you killed him! It was national geogra...
--I missed.
--...
--What? I was stupid son of indian bitch and british admiral, what are you waiting from me? Vladimir took his own golde machinegun shooting diamonds and reloading with oil and shoot him up.
--Let me think - he missed because he was stupid...
--No, he killed him. Next i took my bow, took my arrow, shoot and...
--You missed because you was stupid son of indian bitch and british admiral, don't you?
--No, I guess. You know, I killed myself.
--What?! How?!
--I don't know, maybe because i was stupis son of indian bitch and british admiral?
--Well, may ask?
--Yeap.
--What is it?
--It is my arrow.
--What?!
--It's my arrow.
--I understood this. I asked why is it in shape HALF OF CIRCLE?!
--I don't know, maybe because i was stupis son of